🎮 Games
Snake
Classic snake but your boss appears as a ghost. Score in "Minutes Procrastinated."
NewSlack-Man
Pac-Man parody. Ghosts are your boss, HR, IT guy, and Karen from Accounting.
HotFlappy Stapler
You're a stapler. Dodge TPS reports. Simple, addictive, ridiculous.
Whack-a-Task
Jira tickets and emails pop up. Whack them away. "Successfully Avoiding Responsibility."
🎲 Decision Makers
Should I?
Magic 8-Ball for life decisions. "Should I text my ex?" Probably not.
What Should I Eat?
Random lunch suggestions. 80% of the time: "Nothing, you're just bored."
Am I Drunk?
Tap speed + reaction time test. Totally scientific. Definitely not.
Call In Sick
Random excuses with believability ratings. "Attacked by geese" scores 12%.
You Probably Need This
Since you're here not working anyway, might as well upgrade something.